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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  It’s like they filmed 5 different movies and then edited pieces of them together. And then hired the producer’s 13 year old child who’s an aspiring author to write the dialogue. And then filmed every scene in the Volume. And then thought, you know what would be the cherry on the cake? If we included a zionist war criminal as one of our team good guys! 
  Smashed it Marvel.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  i love the contrast between every character experiencing a torturous living nightmare and then willem dafoe just having the absolute time of his life

Popular reviews

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  Scream VI 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2023

  of all the jump scares, courtney cox’s “gale weathers, channel 6 news” was the worst of them

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  The Strays 2023

  ★½ Watched 22 Feb 2023

  with dialogue that sounds like it was written by a 50 year old white man, a plot that amounted to absolutely nothing and the most god awful one-dimensional characters, i think i’ve found my least favourite film of 2023 so far!

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