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  Trapped In The Closet: Chapters 1-33 2012

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  trapped in the closet by visionary auteur r. kelly was incredibly life changing, transformative, revolutionary, groundbreaking, inpactful, momentus and pivital. trapped in the closet: chapters 1-33 is a magnum opus like never seen before...

  but to be honest, i started watching this as a joke and then kinda just couldn't stop watching...

  CHAPTERS 1 - 12 = 7.2/10
  CHAPTERS 13 - 22 = 6.8/10
  CHAPTERS 23 - 33 = 6/10

  OVERALL = [6.7/10]

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  Shaft 2000

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  80s style new york cop movie except it’s samuel l jackson, christian bale is a rich entitled white boy who just happens to be a raging racist, and jeffery wright is a crazy mexican drug lord…

  mix that with a hit theme song, soundtrack and some banging transitions and you’ve got yourself shaft (2000)

  i loved this way move than i should have… [6.9/10]

Popular reviews

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  Despicable Me 2 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  el macho is the sex icon of the 21st century… [7.4/10]

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  Minions 2015

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  i don’t give a fuck, this goes hard.

  also holy shit was i just realised that kevin, stuart and bob are for sure based off the girls…

  [6.9/10]

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