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  Heretic 2024

  ★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  It's true
  There's nothing scarier than being talked at by a man who thinks he's smarter than you and won't let you leave

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 11 Oct 2024

  Reluctant 2 stars for the absolutely stunning practical effects. But visual spectacle aside, I'm left thoroughly disappointed. For a movie that felt like it was trying to say a lot, there really wasn't anything of "substance" said at all. The dialogue was clumsy and awkward, the characterisation largely shallow and cliche, and the subject matter was handled with remarkably little empathy or nuance. Any attempt at actually exploring any of the deeper themes of the material resounded largely like being…

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Really wanted to like this - great performances and the makings of something very thoughtful but just fell a bit flat.

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