Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Quiet Ones 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Watching a real pain made this movie seem like the Godfather.

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Has some genuinely funny moments and some genuinely painful ones *rimshot*

  Seems like a movie designed to be watched via 60 second clips on social media. Even though I had fun at some points, it took itself wayyyy to seriously for what it is. They try to have it both ways in every sense and end up stranded somewhere in the middle. Also, john wick already exists.

  This movie felt like a showreel for whatever camera company invented their slow-motion rig.

Popular reviews

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  Fantastic Planet 1973

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Dec 2022 1

  the frenchest movie ever made

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  Zombieland 2009

  ½ Watched 12 Nov 2024

  this movie sucks balls. painful to watch, bailed halfway through. millennials are a plague on comedy. reddit ass movie. has aged like fucking milk. the super bowl for incel validation

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