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Hillbillys in a Haunted House 1967
Woody, Boots, and Jeepers: these are our titular hillbillies. It’s broad daylight, the top is down in the convertible, and our heroes quickly begin singing about going to Nashville.
Who are they — not their names, not their stereotypes, but who are they really inside?
I get in the backseat of their car. Every bad decision I’ve ever made has led me to this one, the apex of self-sabotage. And then we’re plodding down country roads.
It’s broad daylight, and…
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What's Up: Balloon to the Rescue! 2009
As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I see a figure before me. I follow the figure to find 3 doors, marked 1, 2, and 3. The figure throws open the door 1, which appears empty. Then it throws open the second door, which reveals a flat wasteland with no end in sight. Finally, the third door unveils a lake of fire, an orgy of agony, and a contagion of people all shouting vulgarities and slurs…
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Arlo: The Burping Pig 2016
For a long time, the Talking Pig canon seemed cut and dry. Babe, Babe 2, Gordy, My Brother The Pig, debatably Charlotte's Web. But this was contained in the 90s and 2000s, a time period begging for talking pig heroes.
Enter 2016, a year that shocked the world in many ways. And enter the way that it shocked the most people. There is a new installment in the Talking Pig canon after a decade of silence: Arlo the Burping Pig.…
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