I love them so much.
So silly, so good.
This was sweet, but the tone was a bit all over the shop. I wanted to like the characters more.
This was absolutely batshit.
“We had sex, Mommy! The really dirty kind!” Who says shit like this?!
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Bale's character is a Grade A prick in this film. I can get past that Angiers is secretly independently wealthy and so hasn't had to want for nothing, but christ. The whole film is a pissing contest between two men who treat women VERY BADLY. Bale kills Angier's wife by tying a tight knot even though she said it was all cool (but I'm not sure if there was a practicing-with-this-knot montage or not). Then everything is them fighting even…