Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Boring generic flaccid and lifeless dogshit. A nothing movie. Millie Bobby Brown cant act. Chris Pratt is just Rayan Reynolds but without the annoying smarminess. The Russo bros utterly sauceless. Netflix really spent over 300 million on this instead of a final David Lynch film, instead of a new John Waters film, instead of a new season of mindhunter.

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  The Beach Bum 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Spring Breakers for margaritaville boomers.

  "I just wanna have a good time, until this shit's over, man. This life gig is a fucking rodeo and I'm gonna suck the nectar and fucking rawdog it till the wheels come off."

Popular reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ½ Watched 26 Jul 2024 6

  I dont mean to sound harsh but If you like this I think you should be sterilized. Insufferable annoying """"""movie"""""" made for adult babies with no taste whatsoever to scream and clap when they're favorite funko pop shows up. Devoid of life, devoid of style, devoid of tension, devoid of anything that makes a movie a movie. Cracking jokes about how much of a soulless product you are does not negate you from being a soulless product. An evil and…

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  Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror 2023

  ★ Watched 09 Jan 2025 1

  Dollar tree Nosferatu

  I don't want to be too harsh because this is clearly a low budget labor of love but goddamn was this ass. Looks like a point and click FMV game. I feel bad for Doug Jones.