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J2daZ

Favorite films

  • The Blair Witch Project
  • Spring Breakers
  • The Beach
  • An American Werewolf in London

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  • The Electric State

  • The Beach Bum

    ★★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★½

  • AGGRO DR1FT

    ★★★★★

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    Boring generic flaccid and lifeless dogshit. A nothing movie. Millie Bobby Brown cant act. Chris Pratt is just Rayan Reynolds but without the annoying smarminess. The Russo bros utterly sauceless. Netflix really spent over 300 million on this instead of a final David Lynch film, instead of a new John Waters film, instead of a new season of mindhunter.

  • The Beach Bum

    The Beach Bum

    ★★★★

    Spring Breakers for margaritaville boomers.

    "I just wanna have a good time, until this shit's over, man. This life gig is a fucking rodeo and I'm gonna suck the nectar and fucking rawdog it till the wheels come off."

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ½

    I dont mean to sound harsh but If you like this I think you should be sterilized. Insufferable annoying """"""movie"""""" made for adult babies with no taste whatsoever to scream and clap when they're favorite funko pop shows up. Devoid of life, devoid of style, devoid of tension, devoid of anything that makes a movie a movie. Cracking jokes about how much of a soulless product you are does not negate you from being a soulless product. An evil and…

  • Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror

    Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror

    Dollar tree Nosferatu

    I don't want to be too harsh because this is clearly a low budget labor of love but goddamn was this ass. Looks like a point and click FMV game. I feel bad for Doug Jones.