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Recent reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  Babe, this has been a rough ride. I honestly felt like I’d climbed up mount doom after all that. 10/10 no notes. Aparttt from, why did Aragorn start putting his hair in a half up half down? He was such a baddie with his hair untouched.

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  Can’t lie Eowyn gets right up my nose, Wdym “which maiden gave you that” then you púa go after her mans?? Nee gal code in Rohan clearly.

Popular reviews

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  Pride & Prejudice 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jun 2024

  What excellent boiled potatoes xx

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  The Fast and the Furious 2001

  ½ Watched 29 May 2023

  Drinking game idea! Take a shot every time there’s a completely unnecessary slow pan up a woman’s body - extra shot if there’s a g-string involved! Extra shot again if it’s two women kissing. On a real Rob Cohen is no feminist and made a fucking awful movie, legit revealed a twist 20 mins in the film? Lame.

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