Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Morbius 2022

  ½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Just really fucking boring. An hour and 45 minutes of nothing.

• 

  Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country 1991

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  ‘Second star to the right, and straight on ‘til morning.’

  Now this is more like it, a superb return to form after the lacklustre fifth film. A murder mystery onboard the Enterprise, a delightfully tense conspiracy threatening war on the eve of galactic peace, and an ageing Kirk and crew battling with the reality that the prejudices of the older generation are not always the best course of action for the young. Every plot thread of this film is just…

Popular reviews

• 

  Nope 2022

  ½ Watched 31 Aug 2022

  Get Out was a perfectly crafted masterpiece 

  Us wasn’t perfect, but it was a damn good thriller

  Nope is a boring slog with terrible performances that wasted 2 hours I’ll never get back

• 

  Megalopolis 2024

  ½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  A boring, self indulgent, incoherent, egotistical train wreck made by an old creep who’s long since lost any directorial skill he may once have had. Starring a domestic abuser, a trump supporter and a plethora of actors you might think would be too good for such tripe, this steaming pile of diarrhoea is not just an insult to cinema, but to every poor soul unfortunate enough to watch it, and to the very concept of fiction itself. 

  If this was…

Following