jake

jake

"I realized something. I'm a non-person. You shouldn't be here, I'm not here. You may see me, but I'm hollow."

Favorite films

  • Detachment
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Constantine
  • Hellboy II: The Golden Army

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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    ★★★★

  • The Void

    ★★★

  • Grave Encounters 2

    ½

  • Late Night with the Devil

    ★★★

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  • Late Night with the Devil

    Late Night with the Devil

    ★★★

    yeah cool, but it could've been so much better ?? for example, WITHOUT THE USE OF AI. damn.

  • [REC]³ Genesis

    [REC]³ Genesis

    ★★★½

    she's literally the three cheers for sweet revenge bride !!

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  • The Promised Land

    The Promised Land

    ★★★★

    The struggle to keep watching knowing that Mads Mikkelsen is literally in the same room as you.

  • PG: Psycho Goreman

    PG: Psycho Goreman

    ★★★★

    this is on another level of silly