J_Slimmy

J_Slimmy

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(Favorites will be rotated based on my feelings at the time)

Favorite films

  • La Jetée
  • The Man Who Laughs
  • Son of Frankenstein
  • [REC]

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  • Rear Window

    ★½

  • Wicked

    ★★

  • Gerald's Game

    ★★★½

  • Here

    ★★½

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★

    I'm well aware I'll catch flack for this review. Despite the perpetual rumor within my friend circle, I do not intentionally dislike films that are absurdly popular to be contrarian. It's an unfortunate coincidence. That being said, Wicked was a difficult watch for me.

    As many know, musicals are one of the most difficult genres for me to get into. That is not to say I dislike any and all musicals I come across. I can name you several I…

  • Here

    Here

    ★★½

    Conceptually interesting premise for an artistic film more concerned with creating a romanticized relationship with the place(s) we experience in our lives rather than a gripping narrative or interesting characters. In many ways I applaud Zemeckis for attempting to capture such a deeply familiar and personal feeling we've all shared at least once ourselves as audience members. Personally there is little to no value within the film apart from the message and technical presentation.

    I wanted to love this movie…

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  • RRR

    RRR

    ★★★★½

    Would’ve been a 5 if they kissed

  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    ★★½

    I was pretty bored with this. 

    I did find myself fully into it by the time the crew was arriving at the bank, but from then until half way through my interest deteriorated insanely fast. I was incredibly bored with the rest of the film. 

    I hated the shitty editing, annoying cinematography (except the drone footage which was ruined because it was cut to shit), the pissy emotional music, and the lame sound design. There was no shortage of continuity issues,…

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