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  Black Bag 2025

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Could be more sex and slightly more tangled but rather delightful. That shot of Fassbender’s glasses steaming up goes so hard

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I was very ready for this to become a French sex farce or something in the middle. But then it became wooly mammoth okja. 

  Philosophy good. Politic bad. But still full of nice flourishes more thoughtful than most these days.

Popular reviews

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  Zenon: The Zequel 2001

  Rewatched 20 Jan 2018 1

  Ever thought about how closely Disney's 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' apes 'Z2'? Much like Rey travels to a faraway place to convince Luke to save the galaxy, Zenon must convince Proto Zoa to single his rock/EDM song with one repeating lyric in order to establish first contact with a space octopus? Onto you, Rian Johnson. #downwithdisney

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  Licorice Pizza 2021

  Watched 26 Nov 2021 3

  his close-ups are becoming too powerful. he must be stopped

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