Jack Crofford

Jack Crofford

Favorite films

  • Shutter Island
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • The Irishman
  • Se7en

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  • Trap

    ★½

  • Moneyball

    ★★★★

  • Erin Brockovich

    ★★★½

  • Public Enemies

    ★★½

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  • Trap

    Trap

    ★½

    My only question the whole time: how is M. Night Shamalan famous. 

    That would’ve been impressive for a high school kid to make.

  • Erin Brockovich

    Erin Brockovich

    ★★★½

    I am deep in the trenches of Netflix’s movies on offer. Julia Roberts is a new consideration for celebrity crush. 

    Watching this made me feel like a 55 year old scrolling through DirectTV, finding some oldie that’s just interesting enough to keep watching, and falling asleep before the end in a recliner.

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  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale

    ★★★★½

    Creating your own drink and naming it after a woman you met two days ago that you’re in love with is shocking but incredible aura.

    “I’m afraid your friend Mathis is actually my friend Mathis.” 

    I would do heinous things for a Casino Royale spec DBS. Even worse things for the DB5. 

    Mads Michelson easily top 10 villains of all time.

  • A Family Affair

    A Family Affair

    ★★

    This makes me appreciate anyone but you. 

    Poor Zac Efrons new jaw is just abysmal.

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