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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010
An Incels Wet Dream
Finally finished this fucking movie and I want to punch Michael Cera in the face. This is your “cult classic?” Seriously? I despised this. The whole time I was hoping something awful would happen to that little paedophilic virgin.
2X speed and on mute would be the most optimal way to dopaminemaxx your way through this visually catastrophic pile of shit, and if you’re lucky you may even crack a smirk speed running to the finish line - that is until the credits roll and you are hit with the realisation that Edgar Wright was complicit in this mess.
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Blink Twice 2024
There should have been an additional trigger warning for some of the acting. If nothing else blink twice is a case study of how to make 95 minutes feel like an eternity. Forget blinking twice - I was struggling to keep my eyes open.
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Barnyard 2006
It’s a brisk Wednesday afternoon in the summer of 2006, after a long day of school you decide to explore the exceptional mind of Steve Odekerk and the anthropomorphic world of Barnyard. As Otis the bull welcomes you into the farm life with his bulging udders you are able to admire the sensational animation that simply oozes out of the screen.
Throughout the course of the film you enter some of the best dialogue ever written in modern television, from…
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Dunkirk 2017
So am I the only one who was upset with the way WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad guy and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Winston Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic battle to save the world? And don’t get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through the…
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