Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Like watching an episode of the blacklist with about as much intelligence and political intrigue (none)

  at least when I watch the blacklist my parents can laugh at James Spader jokes (bad)

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★ Watched 13 Dec 2024

  There’s no way that shark shit actually happened right?

Popular reviews

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  Hellboy 2019

  ★★ Watched 11 Apr 2019

  Hellboy? More like 'Oh, boy!’

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  Shazam! 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Apr 2019

  Should’ve called it Captain Sparklefingers.

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