Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Pattinson is so fuckin good as per usual, but honestly was underwhelmed. I’m really starting to hate movies starting in the middle and then getting us “caught up” for the entire first third of the film. Jumping around in the narrative can work but this one felt a bit messy. Too many moments where I felt like I was supposed to laugh and then didn’t. Didn’t hate it by any means but it feels like this didn’t hit me quite like it did most people.

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  Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith 2005

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  I don’t care how bad ass the final act is, the dialogue in these movies is SOMETHIN ELSE BRO.

Popular reviews

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Apr 2024

  Damn, what a banger. Loved the journalistic perspective, the camera work RIPPED, and Jesse Plemons is cracked even though he’s in for 5 mins. Alex Garland does not miss. 9/10

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  Planet of the Apes 1968

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2024

  Pretty darn good honestly, not to mention there’s literally people walking around in gorilla costumes for two hours which is hilarious. Taylor’s kinda a d**k also which is I’m not sure really added anything to the story. Gorilla kiss was so unnecessary at the end. 8/10