Jack

Jack Patron

2001: A Space Odyssey is the worst film of all time, gotta be some global prank on me specifically that it’s “the best movie ever made”

Favorite films

  • Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
  • Unbreakable
  • Everybody Wants Some!!
  • Knives Out

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★½

  • Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★

  • Panic Room

    ★★★★½

  • Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

    ★★★½

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  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

    The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

    ★★★★★

    Upon the Day of Christ’s Nativity, in the year of our Lord two thousand and thirteen, the heavens opened wide and the snow fell in great abundance, such that no gas-powered carriage nor wagon could traverse the snow-laden roads. This tempest of winter proved so fierce that it kept from me and my family the joyful company of our kin, whom we had hoped to gather with in merry celebration of “Christmas”. In lieu of this festivity, my parents, in…

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  • The Batman vs. Dracula

    The Batman vs. Dracula

    ★★★★

    Exactly how sick you would expect this to be just based off the title

    I’m the Batman…and you’re dust.

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    Matt Reeves deserves to have his face carved into a mountain (said mountain should be thankful to bear the face of a god)

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  • The Penguin

    The Penguin

    ★★★½

    09-19 | Episode 1 Review:

    The recapturing of the vibe Reeves created for Gotham is probably as good as can be asked for/achieved by on TV budget. The music choices were a little off putting as it isn’t reminiscent of The Batman, however, the score was very good (but not as impactful as Michael Giacchino’s). Colin Farrell is great as Oz, and I love the little thing with his foot.

  • Daredevil

    Daredevil

    ★★½

    This movie has as much going for it as a toilet bowl skid mark but the Netflix show is incredible so I’m going on about that.

    In the first season of Daredevil, the show centers on the shared goal of both Matt Murdock and Wilson Fisk to save Hell’s Kitchen, though their methods are starkly different. Episodes, such as when Foggy discovers Matt’s secret identity or the conversations between Stick and Matt about his refusal to kill and his desire…