Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 2012

  ★★½ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  So like how is Charlie gonna feel when Jacob starts dating his "niece" when she's 18 seven years from now...?

  Christ this is weird.

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 2011

  ★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  Only good pro-life movie.

Popular reviews

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  Thanks to Wealthy Theatre and the Grand Rapids Film Society for screening this film. What a great experience with a great audience, very respectful to the newcomers tonight.

  What happened in the movie? No clue. Billy Ray Cyrus was a highlight though. That last sentence is not something I thought I'd be typing after seeing David Lynch's Mulholland Drive for the first time.

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jun 2024

  Screening at Wealthy Theatre.

  The highest hit-rate for jokes I've ever seen in a comedy. The entire theater was roaring with constant laughter. No exaggeration.