Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Simpsons Movie 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Dec 2024

  Still holds up. 💯

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★ Watched 30 Nov 2024

  As much as I would give anything to be Paul Mescal’s roman twink I did not love this filmmmm…
  (Denzel was great tho, love him.)

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2024

  3 and 1/2 of these stars are for elsbeths outfits and the five seconds of farleigh singing the other half a star is for jacob elordo

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  The Fall of the House of Usher 2023

  ★★½ Watched 12 Oct 2023

  spent my entire day watching this to go to bed peacefully… ok
  Carla Gugino devoured this role tho just wish that it scared me like hill house or DESTROYED me like bly manor

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