Probably the best movie ever made
Yoda has all the mannerisms of my mom after a glass or five of sangria
Boba has a cool accent
Luke isn’t a bitch anymore
It’s all amazing, but the final hour is probably my favorite hour of any visual media ever. I just love all of it. I 1000% immediately join the dark side without one iota of hesitation. So damn good
That is why you fail…….
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I guess the embargo or whatever is lifted, so
I attended an early screening of TRAP in May. It was my first ever early screening of a film and I was brimming with excitement. M Night is a local guy to me (Philly and Bucks County) and I LOVE thrillers, so I was psyched.
I’ll save you all the details of the literal experience and get into the actual movie which was….disappointing. For me at least, I was negative enough…
Simu Liu continues to do absolutely nothing for me. Also just not sure he was the right person to play a hardened, grizzled, no-nonsense deep sea diver. Meh.
