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  The Electric State 2025

  ★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Joe Russo openly admitted to using AI for the voices and proudly said, "it's something any 10 year old could do after watching a tik tok" and it feels like that was the motto behind the entire production tbh

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  "You need to just shut the hell up when you're talking to people freddy"

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2023 1

  He who clings to death, lives.
  He who clings to life, dies.

  To everyone who thinks this franchise should have ended with Chapter One, may I offer the Dragon's Breath shotgun sequence as a humble fuck you, if not that, the entire rest of this film which is an action and technical masterpiece.

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 26 Feb 2024

  "Cassie I met a new girl"
  "Oh is it serious?"
  LITERALLY THE NEXT SCENE:
  "HI I'm Ben's sister in law"

  Edit: I should emphasize that there is NOT a time skip between the scenes, and that it is just shitty writing

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