Jacob Menz

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Favorite films

  • The Red Shoes
  • Planet of the Apes
  • Notorious
  • Je Tu Il Elle

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  • Magnolia

  • The Tulse Luper Suitcases, Part 1: The Moab Story

  • Earth

    ★★★★★

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    ½

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  • Titicut Follies

    Titicut Follies

    ★★★★★

    "There are those who refused to believe, or only now and then. We survey these ruins with a heartfelt gaze, certain the old monster lies crushed beneath the rubble. We pretend to regain hope as the image recedes, as though we’ve been cured of that plague. We tell ourselves it was all confined to one country, one point in time. We turn a blind eye to what surrounds us and a deaf ear to the never-ending cries."
    - Night and…

  • Shaun of the Dead

    Shaun of the Dead

    ★★★★★

    Just a perfect movie. Seeing Nick Frost’s orangutan impression in a theater made my day, likely my week. Nothing like it. I genuinely believed I was seeing an orangutan on screen for a few seconds.

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  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    ½

    Knowing I’ll never make a movie as spineless and boring and misogynistic as this is almost as affirming as meeting my goat Todd Haynes last week and him asking to shake my hand as I was leaving. Great guy. Hate these fucking movies. Frankly as much a waste of money as that awful $300m Russo brothers garbage that just dropped on Netflix. Could’ve made Safe 100+ times with this much money.

    Also, it’s been said a billion times over, but…

  • Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End

    Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End

    Leland Palmer has better vibes than David A R White 💀

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  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.