Jacob

Jacob Patron

Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • The Nice Guys
  • Cléo from 5 to 7
  • Ready or Not

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  • Mission: Impossible III

    ★★★½

  • Mission: Impossible II

    ★★

  • The Batman

    ★★★★½

  • Mission: Impossible

    ★★★★

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  • Perfect Days

    Perfect Days

    ★★★★★

    Now that’s how you end a movie.

    This was extremely my shit on so many levels. Can count on one hand the number of things that have caused me to consider a small tattoo, but “now is now.” is a banger.

  • Past Lives

    Past Lives

    ★★★★★

    It’s gonna take a while for me to recover from this, help

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  • Mission: Impossible III

    Mission: Impossible III

    ★★★½

    Slightly better on rewatch, but not quite a 4 star. The warehouse sequence is 50% perfect and 50% STOP SHAKING THR GODDAMN CAMERA JJ

  • Mission: Impossible II

    Mission: Impossible II

    ★★

    You wasted his best hair movie on THIS?

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  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★½

    Never thought seeing a cartoon cat pondering would make me cry, but here we are

  • Uzumaki

    Uzumaki

    ★★½

    I’m counting this as a movie