Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  The battle of nepo babies! 

  Bland, heartless, and largely whatever. Similar to how Nobody was. Decent premise with a super lackluster execution.

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  Last Breath 2025

  ★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  So let me get this straight…mother fucker’s at the bottom of the ocean, without oxygen, for 30 minutes and the first thing he does once he’s on solid land is take a taxi to his fiancé? Not, like, you know, go to a fucking hospital to make sure he wasn’t dead? The company he worked for allowed him to bypass medical treatment?!?!

Popular reviews

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  I Believe in Unicorns 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2016

  Urban Outfitters Presents: A quirky, indie teenage love story.

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  Demon House 2018

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2018 2

  So it's currently midnight and I just finished this.

  I'm honestly kinda scared to leave my bedroom and go down the hall to my bathroom. This is the first movie to actually have me scared in a very, very long time.

  Is it cheesy? Yes.
  It is real? Who knows? Probably not.
  Is it effective? 100%

  Follows the recent trend of horror documentaries (Rats, The Nightmare) where there's a bit of dramatic reenactments. You have Zak going full Zak in…