Jacob Sever

Jacob Sever Pro

King of contrarian hot takes.

IG: @jacobedge.rar

Favorite films

  • Hocus Pocus
  • Brink!
  • 3 Ninjas
  • Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

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  • Magazine Dreams

    ★★★★½

  • Novocaine

    ★★½

  • Last Breath

    ★★★

  • Wolfs

    ★★★★

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  • Magazine Dreams

    Magazine Dreams

    ★★★★½

    “The only thing that matters in a man’s life is how he’s remembered”

    When Jonathan Majors recorded that line of dialogue as part of the closing monologue of the movie, I’m sure he had absolutely no idea how true that was about to ring for him. 


    Also, weirdest music video remake I’ve ever see. (Eminem’s Stan turned feature length film)

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★½

    The battle of nepo babies! 

    Bland, heartless, and largely whatever. Similar to how Nobody was. Decent premise with a super lackluster execution.

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  • I Believe in Unicorns

    I Believe in Unicorns

    ★★★½

    Urban Outfitters Presents: A quirky, indie teenage love story.

  • Demon House

    Demon House

    ★★★★½

    So it's currently midnight and I just finished this.

    I'm honestly kinda scared to leave my bedroom and go down the hall to my bathroom. This is the first movie to actually have me scared in a very, very long time.

    Is it cheesy? Yes.
    It is real? Who knows? Probably not.
    Is it effective? 100%

    Follows the recent trend of horror documentaries (Rats, The Nightmare) where there's a bit of dramatic reenactments. You have Zak going full Zak in…