JaFritt

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"Come on, who's your Puff Daddy?"
Martin Scorcese, 2004

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Kiki's Delivery Service
  • The Thing

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  • The Host

    ★★★★½

  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

  • Snowpiercer

    ★★★★

  • Okja

    ★★★★½

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  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

    ★½

    This movie is bad. I don’t want to talk about it. So rather than come up with some crappy joke I’d rather do something I’ve been wanting to do for a while. Seriously analyse the timeline of these fucking movies.

    While the MCU was always hyper fixated on how interconnected their movies were, Fox seemingly wasn’t even trying. To be honest most of the timeline problems come from Fox retroactively trying to fix their own horrible mistakes. We did the…

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ½

    There is a scene in the original Lion King, where Simba sits down and the leaves under him fly off with the wind, Night fades to day as we track the leaves in the wind heading towards Rafiki's tree and Rafiki snatches them out of the air. He takes a whiff and knows Simba is alive. Takes 5 seconds, it's a bit fantastical but this whole film is supposed to be a bit fantastical. It just serves as a really…

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  • The Host

    The Host

    ★★★★½

    I don't know what that thing was but it was a terrible Host.

    Did you see his house? Why couldn't he be bothered to clean up, when he knew he was going to bring guests around? Does it really take that much effort to do a quick vacuum and clear out some of the corpses?

    He didn't ask one person about their dietary requirements, not that any of that mattered, because there was literally nothing to eat down there! Not…

  • Mother

    Mother

    ★★★★½

    My mum has done this for me at least 6 times now.

    How I keep getting myself into these situations, I just don't know.

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  • Barking Dogs Never Bite

    Barking Dogs Never Bite

    ★★★½

    I assume this is basically just the plot of Dexter.

    (I've never watched a single episode of Dexter in my entire life)

  • Pariah

    Pariah

    ★★★★

    Damn, this really made me realise just how much privilege white people truely have.

    More often than not, we have no issue finding strap-ons in our own skin tone.