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Can we all collectively start calling movies flicks again please

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Zodiac
  • Bo Burnham: Inside
  • La La Land

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  • Leonardo's Diary

    ★★★★

  • The Fall of the House of Usher

    ★★★½

  • King of New York

    ★★★

  • A Quiet Place: Day One

    ★★½

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  • A Quiet Place: Day One

    A Quiet Place: Day One

    ★★½

    Lotta thoughts on this one

    Love Lupita Nyong'o oh lord she is fantastic, loved seeing Alex Wolff in something (it had been a while for me), and I am a goddamn sucker for a good ending that pulls on your heartstrings. Doesn't matter how good the piece is up til the end, if it gets me feeling something I am much more prone to give it a higher score, and this is no exception.

    BUT

    So many horrible parts of…

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★★

    THIS WAS A BLAST!!!! Everything I wanted out of a thriller and really hit the mark tonight. So surprised it didnt get in the upper 3s, great building of tensions and great acting. Hated the son. Almost wish it was longer…? ANd a very abrupt ending but I kinda like it I think.

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  • Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama 2

    Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama 2

    ★★★½

    Longest hour of my life
    I have never said "what the fuck?!?!" more times in the span of an hour in my life.
    Definitely a biting and poignant charicature of the seven sins and critique on the role of men in the patriarchy.
    Tried to replicate the appeal of the first movie and fell so flat, but the confusing sound, costuming, and acting choices all make up for it in the most bizarre fever trip of blended-decades that anyone will…

  • Ted Lasso: The Missing Christmas Mustache

    Ted Lasso: The Missing Christmas Mustache

    ★★★★★

    Did not like this short. Not even a little. So I’m rating the show because I just finished it. This show is so kind, positive and inspiring. The soccer part is a big reason I was hesitant to watch this but it’s also secondary in the big picture and engaging to the point that I was on the edge of my seat and giggling to myself at 3 in the morning. This show makes me want to be a better…