Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Halloween 1978

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Oct 2023

  If you've ever seen James Rolfe's Monster Madness, you might remember the ending where he explains the perfect way to watch this movie. Tonight, after years of planning on following his ritual, I finally did exactly what he said to do for the optimal Halloween viewing experience (except I used a bowl instead of a witch's kettle). After doing so, this is my first impression of this classic: it's pretty good.

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  Terrifier 2016

  ★★★ Watched 12 Dec 2022

  wow. were they on DRUGS when they made this movie??

Popular reviews

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  Welcome to the N.H.K. 2006

  ★★½ Watched 15 Dec 2017 1

  While there is legitimate creativity on display, the film's otakucentric stylistic affectations prove to be obnoxious to the point of fatigue.

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  Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 20 May 2021

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