Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Hawk Down 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I have no idea what possessed me to watch this on a plane. I mean good god the title is BLACK HAWK DOWN. Fire movie tho bunch of guns. blooody. Lot of death and killing villagers which is always a “hell yea”

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  This shit FUCKS 
  i spent 27 dollars on these tickets for me and my blonde 
  empty theater 😏 literally j us 2 
  the opportunities were endless 
  but my autistic ass was locked in. paddington 3 is the shit! if ur wondering if i’ve seen paddington 1 or 2 the answer is no 
  the graphics had me gooning (so did my blonde)
  snuck candy in like the evil jew that i am 
  didn’t bust in the theater :/
  anywhoo this was a fun movie plot was sneaky good and the graphics fucked

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Zendaya makes me mad her character is also stupid and not hot 
  ooooh batista bomb worm riding ink tongue fuckfest 
  yayyyyyyyy
  id pay javier bardem to let me touch him in his special places 
  looked cool

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  Elvis 2022

  ½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Id rather suck up vomit off a filthy garage floor (again) than rewatch this trash 
  the fact that background music was current rap made me want to commit atrocities. 
  also i don’t give a fuck about elvis 
  all around dog shit

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