Jake

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hot dog salesman with a film degree

Favorite films

  • GoodFellas
  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
  • The Blair Witch Project
  • Avatar: The Way of Water

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • The Exorcist: Believer

    ★★

  • The Electric State

    ★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★★

    “Let the past die. Kill it if you have to. It's the only way to become who you were meant to be.

    Seeing this again on the big screen was like a religious experience for me. A movie so good that it shattered pop culture and the aftershocks are still being felt all these years later. It’s hard for me to organise my thoughts about how much I love Episode VIII.

    Our three leads, Rey, Kylo Ren and Luke Skywalker…

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II

    Definitely the smelliest Michael Myers.

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

    Are MCU films getting worse or am I just an adult now? Anthony Mackie, I like you, but you’re not leading man material for a blockbuster.

  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★★★

    “Save him. Catch me. Save him. Catch me.”

    Shyamalan might not be for everyone, but lucky for me, I am not everyone.

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★

    I feel nothing.

  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★

    Ahhhh… I wish I had nicer things to say. Underwhelming after I’d allowed myself to get excited for this one. 

    There were some effective moments of horror, but it ultimately accomplishes nothing that the previous films hadn’t and felt like a lot of retreading familiar territory.