jakereiner

jakereiner

Favorite films

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • The Social Network
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Ratatouille

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

  • The Mask

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★★

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★½

    Three Thoughts (one for each 30min of runtime tight 90 is so back)™️:

    1. Whoever is doing PR or partnerships for Lorazepam needs a promotion. First WL now this??

    2. Who’s back of the week: monogamy. Also the Oceans soundtracks

    3. Makes so much sense why Cate Blanchett was cast as Galadriel all those years ago. My god the cheekbones

  • The Mask

    The Mask

    ★★★★★

    Three Thoughts™️:

    1. This is Jake Reiner criterion collection without a doubt. Will always hold a special place in my heart 

    2. Cameron Diaz consider yourself introduced 🥵🥵🥵🥵

    3. Need Cuban Pete to perform at my wedding. Copa cabana score was hitting throughout

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Three Thoughts™️

    1. Anyone else feel like being an expendable would be lowkey kinda fun fr?? Is that the wrong message to takeaway from this 

    2. Robert Pattinson is our world’s silliest actor and it makes me so happy that he’s happy. So nice he got to do it twice 

    3. Need Ruffalo’s veneer guy. Not quite Poor Things but he’s a wonderful caricature actor (making that phrase a thing)

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★½

    Three thoughts™️:

    1. This thing was a strong strong 4.5 until the ending. See the review by evan_swhear for taking the thoughts directly out of my brain 

    2. The sound editing of this, specifically of the doors/windows/claustrophobia of it all was immaculate (pun intended). The team of All Quiet on The Western Front does it again 

    3. Acting was very strong throughout and I’d love for Ralph to get his Oscar. Tedesco hitting the vape will never not work

    P. S. - damn that tribal council was craaazy

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