Jake And Uma

Jake And Uma

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  • The Monkey

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • September 5

    ★★★★

  • The Apprentice

    ★★★★

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★½

    monke -jake

    deeply stephen king in an unsavory yet not entirely unpleasant way. - uma

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    I would die for those creepers -jake

    anti-creeper violence, generally pro movie but it did made some choices i found kind of baffling. what genre is this? what did the pure oxy sales have to do with anything in the end? or kai for that matter?  did that woman who died just get reprinted? talk about getting lost in the sauce…- uma

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    this movie made me afraid of vampires for the first time. also didn’t realize how horny vampires are to the core -jake

    LRD bounced on that thang crazy, alright. gotta respect her hustle and nos’ desperation. on a serious note, i deeply missed the 1922 fangs and assert nosferatu would never be caught dead with a mustache like this one. PLEASE! im overall happy eggers displayed clear respect for the OG, but found it odd and incongruous that he altered an iconic character in these unspeakable ways. - uma

  • It Ends with Us

    It Ends with Us

    ★½

    I was ready to swallow my pride, move past my colleen hoover bias, and like this. I really was!!! Unfortunately not this time. Let’s break this down:

    - Movie is set in Boston (this is mentioned multiple times and seems important) but was CLEARLY filmed in New York City. 
    - Flashbacks completely disrupted the flow and created disconnect
    - Saying this movie ‘glorifies’ domestic violence gives it too much credit, but DV was used pretty much as a plot device…

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