Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  This Is Me…Now 2024

  ½ Watched 07 Mar 2024

  I don’t know what this was

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  The Marvels 2023

  ½ Watched 19 Feb 2024

  Why the fuck do these bullshit movies keep being made

Popular reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ½ Rewatched 13 Mar 2023 5

  Never wrote my review but just heard it won best picture? Are you fucking serious?? I couldn’t stand to watch this anymore. As someone who has seen more movies than most people on this planet this was trash. Best pictures used to be the most moving dramatic pieces I’ve ever seen. I don’t get heated over movies but I mean this is just absurd. Watch every movie ever up for an oscar or golden globe since 1968 like I did and your perspective on what is a good movie will change.

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  Allen v. Farrow 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2021

  While he should have been cancelled decades ago, this should seal the deal with Dylans video proof. What a freak. Clearly an obsession with little girls and sexually abused Dylan. Then MARRIES his wife’s adopted daughter what the fuck...? Some of woody’s films are amazing, the rest are “cinematic masterpieces” that are the most boring films I’ve ever seen. Always sounded and seemed like an annoying weirdo that no one would have liked in todays age. Enjoy a lonely death ya creep

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