Jake

Jake

Favorite films

  • Mickey 17
  • Look Back
  • Challengers
  • The Substance

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  • Snow White

  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★★½

  • Last Breath

    ★★★

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

    Another film I was paid to see by my work. This time it was so boring and uncreative, my 14 year old clients looked me dead in the eyes and asked if we could go back home.

    We left with around 30-40 minutes of the film left.

    what an unmotivated piece of crap. not even offensive, just flat out boring

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    fun, dumb, over the top and bloated with enough dialogue that you can refill your soda or go to the bathroom without missing anything important.

    movies are back baby!

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  • The Curse

    The Curse

    I don’t know if a series has made me so uncomfortable and yet left me so completely compelled to know what happens next. 

    Stone, Fielder and Safdie deserve more praise than I think the show will ever get. Stone and Safdie disappear into their role and Nathan accesses something in himself I never knew he had.

  • Mission: Impossible

    Mission: Impossible

    ★★★½

    I kinda miss when the big event we lead up to in a movie isn’t the end of the world. This movie is just fun, the whole things keeps you on the edge of your toes every second. 

    Also we need to talk about what we called “men’s haircuts” in the 90s….