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Inglourious Basterds 2009
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Legendary accent from Brad Pitt in this one. Any Nat-zee killing movie is a good one. Daniel Bruhl and Michael Fassbender have a habit of playing Nazi’s and anti-nazis respectively huh? And a Nazi got shot in the balls in something other than a Sniper Elite game. How fun!
I was a little concerned when like, 2 or 3 of the best characters of the movie died half way through, but it still turned out all right
Gotta say though,…
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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 2009
I can’t believe I have now seen this god awful movie more than once.
When it came to the first time I saw this, My old Roomate had told me he saw it as a kid and liked it and wanted to rewatch. In doing so, he very obviously lied and said he still liked it but would never watch it again, ‘leave the memories alone’ type deal.
BUT one comment he did make I’ll never forget. He had only…
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The Monkey 2025
A lot funnier than I thought it was going to be. Honestly a fun watch. Like if final destination was self aware and kinda good.
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The Penguin 2024
Fuck me. This is some incredible shit. It really turned into something I was not expecting at all. Even darker and heavier by the end, didn’t see it going that way. Fantastic. I’m excited for further Matt Reeves Batman related things, him and everyone involved are batting 100% so far.
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