Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Chekhov’s Gum. “Who greenlit this garbage!!”

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  Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me 1992

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  I am speechless. Not only does this perfectly epilogue the events of the original Twin Peaks series, but Fire Walk With Me ends up being one of the most shocking and depressing horror movies I’ve ever seen. The sheer horror that transpires throughout this film is unthinkable, reiterating the evil that was behind everything even after we saw the pieces of the crime all put together back in the series. Beyond the horror, we’re shown a coming-of-age story that, after…

Popular reviews

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  Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City 2021

  ½ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  Pardon my French, fuck this piece of shit. Only gets a half star because of set design. Whoever made this simply doesn’t understand the games. Whose idea was it to blend 1&2’s stories together like that and turn it into Left 4 Dead? Replaces the iconic atmosphere and pacing of the first two games and turns it into ye olde zombie flick.

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  Twin Peaks 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  I write this on February 24th, the day Dale Cooper arrived in Twin Peaks to investigate the death of Laura Palmer. I had a donut and black coffee to celebrate finishing the main series on Twin Peaks day. I’ve engaged with quite a bit of media that’s been inspired by David Lynch, notably his work on Twin Peaks, so at the request of a giant in my dreams I had to check it out. Seriously kicking myself for not checking…