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Favorite films

  • Giant
  • The Right Stuff
  • Ocean's Eleven
  • The Swimmer

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  • Superman II

    ★★★

  • Superman

    ★★½

  • Chaos: The Manson Murders

    ★★★

  • On Swift Horses

    ★★½

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  • Chaos: The Manson Murders

    Chaos: The Manson Murders

    ★★★

    Not nearly as compelling as the excellent book, probably due to the constraints of a feature-length runtime. Interesting nonetheless as a supplement, but as a film itself it doesn’t quite work. And yet, it was still worth a watch. A fascinating and chilling time in American history.

  • On Swift Horses

    On Swift Horses

    ★★½

    Nobody in this movie had any chemistry??

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  • Showing Up

    Showing Up

    ½

    A miserable, frumpy Michelle Williams mopes around Portland, Oregon with her awful handmade clay figurines. There, saved you two hours.

  • The Age of Disclosure

    The Age of Disclosure

    ½

    Seriously kooky! How do you make a boring movie about UFOs? And…was this documentary funded by the pentagon? So, uh, send the military more money, so they can save you from aliens, which definitely exist!

    Lots of walkouts and scattered laughs at my screening. Poorly constructed, filmed, and edited.