Melissa

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Favorite films

  • Clueless
  • Wayne's World
  • Billy Madison
  • Sleepless in Seattle

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  • Dave Chappelle: For What It's Worth

  • Dave Chappelle: For What It's Worth

  • Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult

    ★★★

  • Crime of Passion

    ★★★½

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  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    ★★★★★

    I don't know why I never watched "Brokeback Mountain". There was a shortlist of movies I knew to be considered 'modern classics' and/or prestigious Oscar nominees like this movie, "Slumdog Millionaire", "The Notebook", and "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" from the 2000s that I just never saw and the time between their release and the present day just kept growing and growing. What was I doing in the 2000s? Being young, and having fun, I guess.

    The myth surrounding…

  • Legally Blonde

    Legally Blonde

    ★★½

    While I recognize that the movie Clueless is an adaptation of Jane Austen's "Emma", at least that movie makes it crystal clear what work they are adapting from. THIS movie lifts a lot of scenes, plot points, and aesthetics from "Clueless" in the following ways and I have never heard the movie or Amy Heckerling or costume designer Mona May ever given any credit. "Clueless" was released in 1995, this movie in 2001.

    Typed up in chronological order for when…

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  • Crime of Passion

    Crime of Passion

    ★★★½

    The way it pretends to be a noir while it's really a suburban housewife melodrama reminds me of "Mildred Pierce". Not a bad or a good thing, just is. Pretty interesting, but weird. Sterling Hayden is a cutie.

  • Witness to Murder

    Witness to Murder

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Bounce

    Bounce

    ★★★★½

    I really liked it.

    And I felt GUILTY for that. I know that public perception was not kind to this movie. And that public perception is not kind to Gwyneth Paltrow.

    But you know what? I LIKE GWYNETH PALTROW. I LIKE GWYNETH PALTROW MOVIES. It's time to just embrace that. I saw this movie on a list called Guilty Pleasures. But I'm an adult. I'm done with the guilty pleasures. I don't want the GUILT. I just want the PLEASURE.…

  • Love, Guaranteed

    Love, Guaranteed

    ★★★

    I liked this better than I had expected to, based on its trailer, which I found really corny! It was cute!

    Rachael Leigh Cook was so cute. At first I was rolling my eyes at Rachael playing that typical nerdy character that she always plays, but then I thought, maybe Rachael is just like that? LOL. And they gave her this overly quirky car that I think can play only one song, ugh, which just happened on the show "Stumptown".…