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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I’ve been trying to type my review for 15 minutes now, and due to this being so horrendously dog shit I just can’t. This one got me guys. No funny quips from me on this one. No “Hmmmmm dis is like if Chat GPT made a movie 🤓👆🏻” Nah Chat GPT would’ve made it better. All I can say is this is kaka ratta doo doo butt cheeks.

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  Near Dark 1987

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  An underrated gem I wish I watched 5 years sooner than I did. Imagine twilight but all the vampires are complete pieces of shit.

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2024 1

  Pulled into the AMC and sonic ran into the front doors. “GIVE ME THE DUNE BUCKET!” I shouted to the AMC workers. “Sir I’m sorry but we’ve been out of the Dune bucket since opening night can I interest you in the kung fu panda deluxe bucket instead?”  With my fists clenched and tears in my eyes, Lauren walks up and in her best evil stitch impression says “GIVE US THE DUNE BUCKET.” The worker in a trance like state,…

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  Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Jan 2023 1

  8.9
  This was some of the best and unique animation I’ve seen done. I appreciate the balls on the writing of this movie by making adult jokes and not sticking to the redundant Disney style humor we’ve all seen recycled 1000 times.

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