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  The Exorcist III 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  So no head? Haha nah I’m just playin y’all 😂

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  Splice 2009

  ★★½ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Eerily similar to my own experience with my sea monkey colony. Some are quick to call them brine shrimp but if you look at them through a magnifying glass they’re actually pretty hot. I decided right then and there we were never meant to play god.

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  Now I am become Drake, destroyer of Josh

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  Elvis 2022

  ★★½ Watched 29 Jan 2023 4

  This shit felt like a Benadryl nightmare to watch I don’t think there was one shot that lasted more than 4 seconds. If the intention was to put the viewer in a state of paranoid psychosis similar to Elvis himself then I would say it succeeded. Tom Hanks speaks pretty much exactly like Goldmember and doesn’t even remotely resemble a human being, but rather a brown, sluglike creature. I feel it would’ve been less jarring to just have a fat person…

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