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  The Monkey 2025

  ★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Man I really fucking wanted to like this. I was sold on a Horror comedy with an absurd premise with fun elaborate kills from a critically acclaimed director.

  What I got was a film that wasn't a fraction as funny as it thought It was or even slightly scary with a couple of fun kills but mostly really poor CGI where the kills could and should have been practical.

  I can forgive weird stilted dialogue, especially when it's based on…

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  Satanic Panic 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Really loved this. Sorta falls apart in the last 5 mins or so but honestly I can forgive that.

  Great gore and special effects, fun performances and very camp script. Have fun with it for fuck sake

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  Succubus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Oct 2024

  Really fucking enjoyed this. It's difficult to balance the tone of horny, scary and funny and honestly low-key nailed it.

  I have also never gone from mildly aroused to SO AGGRESSIVELY NOT AROUSED IN MY LIFE.

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  Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) 2014

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 Jan 2023

  Maybe liking this film makes you pretentious. Or maybe hating it does. Or maybe that's the point.
  Or maybe that makes me pretentious.
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  Either way, masterful direction, blocking, scriptwriting, acting, cinematography, everything.

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