Oh, wow. That was one of the worst movies I've watched from beginning to end in a long time. Even the suspension of my disbelief had to be suspended.

Do you like jerky dance moves? Have I got the film for you! Your friends were right. It's great. A classic. See it on the big screen when you can.

What if? 🦇BATMAN🦇, but heroin chic...

Emo styrofoam buffet. A 176 minute film that should have been 80. The character development felt thin. They attempted to throw meat on a poorly formed skeleton from across a dimly lit abandoned warehouse. Compared to Christian Bale, Robert Pattinson's Bruce Wayne seemed downright waiflike. The Riddler has always been a terrible villain, and this one seemed like it was developed by a Hot Topic summer intern.

Maybe I just wasn't in the mood and should rewatch it someday. In the meantime, worst in the franchise since bat-nipples.

Angel Heart, meets The Firm, but... The Matrix with a bad southern accent.