Creamed corn.
Corn starch.
High fructose corn syrup.
Elote (mexican street corn)
Cornbread.
Corn on the cob.
All of these items are significantly less corny than this movie. At the end of the movie, people clapped. There was the same congratulatory feeling that Top Gun gave us last year. By any metric, a totally enjoyable movie. God help me if I just didn’t believe in my heart of hearts that it’s just plain bad. The dog got more personification than…