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  Fight or Flight 2024

  ★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Fight or Flight never quite achieves what it's going for. It's zany and silly, but I don't find it funny. There's action but it's just not that engaging. There's a plane of assassin's after the main character but I don't feel suspense. It's "stuff happening" for an hour and a half.

  Hey I wasn't bored watching this, but when the description sounds right up your alley you can't help but feel really disappointed when you know you're not going to…

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  I Am Groot: Groot and the Great Prophecy 2023

  ½ Watched 11 Sep 2024

  These are so intellectually challenging I'm glad they had someone talk over the whole thing explaining every gag, now us plebs can at least enjoy one of these

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  YES DAY 2021

  Watched 14 Jan 2021 2

  "hey remember that film where Jim Carrey got sucked off by an old lady?"
  '... Yes...'
  "Well how about we do that, but with a family"

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  The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare 2024

  Watched 26 Nov 2021

  Church(ill) creates the Expendables to end world war 2, LETTTSSSSS FACKING GOOOOOOO

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