Jamie

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I live, laugh love to watch movies

Favorite films

  • Uncut Gems
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • About Time

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  • The Darjeeling Limited

    ★★★½

  • Sound of Metal

    ★★★★

  • Four Lions

    ★★

  • How I Won the UK Election

    ★★★½

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  • Bee Movie

    Bee Movie

    ★★★★½

    Absolute Cinema. 

    A heartfelt plot with high stakes that truly plays with the viewers emotions for 91 minutes of true art. Dreamwork’s name will go down with likes of Picasso, Van Gogh, Shakespeare, Leonardo Da Vinci and other such greats that truly define what we know as art. Vennesa was a kind, intelligent woman showing empathy and compassion throughout her role but also served as a feast for the eyes (she got me bricked as a builders site fr). I…

  • My Octopus Teacher

    My Octopus Teacher

    ★½

    If this bro tells me he hasn’t had those tentacles wrapped around his cock he is chatting shit. I’m all for a midlife crisis but you can’t be putting an octopus’ suckers to work on your wiener pal. Defo divorced since filming that.

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  • The Darjeeling Limited

    The Darjeeling Limited

    ★★★½

    Obnoxious American tourists are one of my biggest hates in the world but when shot by Wes Anderson and played by Owen Wilson I can’t help but enjoy. I really don’t think Wes Anderson and I would get along but his aesthetics and style really just do something for me.

  • Sound of Metal

    Sound of Metal

    ★★★★

    New fear unlocked: going deaf. I’m going to buy ear plugs and look after my ears now.

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  • Kung Fu Panda 4

    Kung Fu Panda 4

    ★★½

    Some great fight sequences but felt like the main villain lacked depth and good dialogue like prior films. Goose dad is still goated but panda dad was nippy.

  • Identity

    Identity

    ★★★

    Some twists were predictable but that’s because I’m too intelligent so I can’t knock the film for me being a genius. Overall good watch though