Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Last Breath 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  DPO Guy is my hero, all these big brave men are fucked without a geek.

  Great story told through solid performances from everyone. Anxiety was high throughout.

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  Conspiracy 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Some bloody excellent performances around that table.

  I know Nazi's are bad and that but is it okay to recruit the interior designer of that Nazi palace? Every room was beautifully decorated.

Popular reviews

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  Klaus 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Dec 2024 2

  Bloody beautiful. Could well be the best Christmas Film.

  Positives:
  + Really enjoyed the animation style.
  + All of the scenes with the old guy in the rocking chair got me good.
  + Loved the logical explanations for all of the Santa tales.
  + Made me cry like a bitch several times and feel so many feels.

  Negatives:
  - Nothing.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Nov 2024

  I really enjoyed it but what the actual fuck was that ending.

  Positives:
  + The cinematography was bloody beautiful. Everything was extremely aesthetically pleasing from start to finish.
  + Demi Moore equally as beautiful.
  + I really enjoyed the juxtaposition between Sue and Elizabeth, even the small details like the contents of their fridges.
  + There was so many scenes that were like a sensory overload that really added to the experience.

  Negatives:
  - I felt like the nudity went…