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  The Ghost 2024

  ★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Yeah the "Blast an airhorn in your face every 5 minutes" brand of horror really doesn't do it for me. Jim Sheridan really produced a student film with blatant AI imagery, diva move 😍☝️

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  Being John Malkovich 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Being Bi-malkual

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ★ Watched 27 May 2024 5

  The fact this film came out in the same year as Dune: Part 2 is mind-blowing. The gulf that lies between Fury Road and Furiosa, in terms of editing, screenwriting, blocking and, obviously, CGI, feels comparable to the gulf between automobiles and the first domesticated horse. This movie has done miserably at the box office, not because people went to see Planet of the Apes or Fall Guy, not because of modern cinema ticket prices and especially not because its…

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  Love Actually 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Dec 2024 2

  Enclosed is my objectively correct ranking of each heightened-reality love story-lines in this simultaneously really well edited and really badly scored Christmas film which i'll never watch until a full year passes:
  (Worst to Best)

  9. Keira Knightly and Andrew Lincoln (Actual Horror Movie)
  8. Hugh Grant and Martine McCutcheon (Weird Unstated Power Dynamics)
  7. Kris Marshall and various others (Goofy but predictable)
  6. Colin Firth and Lucia Moniz (Snooze Fest)
  5. Martin Freeman and Joanna Page (Simple but sweet)…

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