Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2024

  paul mescal is a surprisingly decent cox

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2023

  sometimes you gotta soft dom your way into the rich kid gang, and that’s okay

Popular reviews

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  Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Apr 2022

  controversial words, but I liked it. I think the duel scenes were amazing, Mads absolutely smashed as Gellert, the final showdown between Albus and him was heartbreaking. sure, Jacob and Queenie are a boring subplot, Credence and his emo angsty mirror messages are laughable, and I still want Newt narrating a Irwinesque documentary on magical beasts and not just be a side character in what is supposed to be his film, but it was an enjoyable two hours. anyway, what’s the best scene and why is it eddie wiggling his bum in that jail.

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  Jimmy Carr: His Dark Material 2021

  ★ Watched 27 Dec 2021

  his beady, twitchy eyes will be haunting my nightmares for the prospective months. stale, tasteless humour and fake self-deprecating ‘jokes’ that make fun of minorities. pass if you actually value your time on earth.

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