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Heather

I watch a lot of movies and say a lot of stuff.

Favorite films

  • Hairspray
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • The Devil Wears Prada
  • Death Becomes Her

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  • Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2

  • Hairspray

    ★★★★★

  • High School Musical 2

    ★★★★

  • Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

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  • Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2

    Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2

    I knew this was going to get 1 star more than the first one did when my friend and I said “Is Pooh his fucking brother?!” at the same time.

  • Hairspray

    Hairspray

    ★★★★★

    One of the best pieces of cinema for many reasons including but not limited to:

    - there being more intersectional feminism in this 1 hour and 57 minutes than there has been in the last 248 years of this country’s life. 
    -Queen Latifah, enough said.
    -John Travolta and Christopher Walken duet.
    -the soundtrack having no skips.
    -that one Corny Collins joke.
    -it ending fatphobia. 

  • High School Musical 2

    High School Musical 2

    ★★★★

    When the movie opened with Darbus saying, “You must remember, young thespians,” I knew that I was about to watch what is not only the best movie in the High School Musical series but also a cinematic masterpiece.

  • Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen, and this is coming from a Meryl fan who didn’t even bother to try to defend Still of The Night. 

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