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  Three Thousand Years of Longing 2022

  Watched 25 Dec 2024

  50 shades of grey for any weird bitch that thinks of the shape of water (2017) as erotica

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Dec 2024

  “spiderman!”
  “…voltaire.”
  
  ass fast food rankings aside, from the hilarious opening line to hugh grant mentioning jar jar binks in a theological analogy, this film set itself up to be a great watch and it delivered!!!

  HUGH GRANT I NEVER DOUBTED U

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Nov 2024

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